Pre-Folsom

Lipton...
Last night after work I rushed home to throw on some make up and get down to Cookie Dough's Monster Show at The Edge in the Castro. It was P!nk Tribute night, it was a lot of fun, but damn I'm worn out (had to get up super early for work today). It's always fun being part of that cast, they're always doing something grand and the audience just is so wonderful to the girls.

As this week kicks off Folsom weekend, after last nights show I have two shows tonight, One at Funkatory at Club OMG on 6th Street and right after at Diva's Lounge in the Tenderloin. On top of that I also have a show tomorrow at the EndUp at the Kylie Minono Show which will be a lot of fun.... however I'm sure I'm going to be sssoooo tired.. wish me luck!!!

Miss Gay California United States 2014

The Latest Lipton...

I've decided to compete for Miss Gay California United States 2014. Both the Winner and the runner up fly over to Washington D.C. in December to compete for Miss Gay United States 2014. Me not being a typical Pageant Queen of course I'm nervous but I want that crown! It's very intimidating. The application itself is 8 pages... in which 7 of those pages are just rules about the pageant and duties if you win. Through the great vine I heard Scarlet Letters, another local drag queen, and La Saveona Hunt, from Seattle Washington, will be competing. Both of which I hear know pageants way more than I do.... but I'm gonna give it a go anyway.

For anyone interested in going the pageant will be held Saturday October 4th at The Arc here in San Francisco. I've yet to find out the time but cross your fingers for me and send good vibes and positive energy my way. I've got a good team helping me out now I just need to deliver!

Dolce' Amore

LIPTON....

So for those of you who haven't been to Dolce' Amore, it's on Van Ness and Pine street (1477 Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA 94109) out here in San Francisco, you definitely should stop by... especially if you're a fan of Gelato. 

 It's advertised as a "miniature art cafe," and let me be the first to say this place is SO cute! It's a very cozy place with the cutest decorations. Even the way they display their food just makes you want to take pictures if not try everything! Their Gelato....The BOMB! I've been here 2 or 3 Tuesdays in a row and I've tried about 4 or 5 different types of Gelato that they offer... and figuring out which one you want is probably going to be the most difficult thing ever!

They do serve other deserts such as truffles, macaroons, cakes, etc. NOT TO MENTION, they actually serve actual food! You've gotta check this place out if you're looking for short break in your day in the middle of running errands. Great atmosphere, food to refresh that mind, and you'll be off to complete your day with a genuine smile!

Now when I say great atmosphere and cute decorations, I definitely mean that it's one of the cutest things that separate this place from just your normal Gelato place or Cafe'. The tables you sit down to eat at are glass cases... and in the glass cases are really cute and unique jewelry that are actually for sale. Now they are kind of expensive (the jewelry that is) but a baller on a budget like myself sure don't mind eating my little Gelato while at least lookin' at the nice things!

Shout out to my girl Kim Kardashnguyen who helped me out being the unafraid ghetto asian to take all the pictures to make them look artsy and cute, and wasn't afraid to ask for to much and he can agree... they still gave good customer service! Check out my girl at WWW.KIMKARDASHNGUYEN.COM

Let's Address The Michael Sam Kiss

LIPTON Ladies and Gents....

So this news has ROCKED these straight haters (Amy Kushner, Don Jones, Derrick Ward, Jack Burkman).... They can't take it.... So for those of you like myself who really don't give a damn about sports... They recruited the first openly gay man in the NFL... when he found out ESPN was recording him, and being excited and joyful he kissed his partner.... They aired that shit and the straight's couldn't contain themselves.... check it out...

This is completely going to be a mark in both gay and sports history... so first off, big congrats to Michael Sam... I'm sure knew the fight he was going to have to continue after realizing what he would be doing. 

A lot of these haters are saying... "Oh I don't care if he was kissing a woman it doesn't matter I just don't wanna see it." Stop right there you lying ass bitches. Every god damn day there are commercials on every channel (EVEN ON THE RADIO YOU CAN HEAR THE SHIT) where there are straight people kissing, I don't hear you guys complaining about any of those coca-cola or bubble gum commercials or anything? So what's the Lipton bitch? You mad because we can make money off the same shit you do and be happy doing the same shit you doing. YES some of us are masculine, YES some of us are good at sports, and YES even with all that we take it up the ass and kiss on men just like any other god damn queen so grow up and deal with it. 

Oh you worried about your precious kids and what they think? Well they're gonna see the same shit if not more in school and hopefully make them comfortable with being themselves and not what television tells them they should automatically be like. Growing up and even today I have to sit through straight commercials that involve romance between straight people... You don't see me telling them to take that shit off television so don't sit here and say that it didn't matter if it was a man or a woman I call your bluff... you know you're a lying ass bitch. You might as well own up to the bigots that you are and be just like the rest of the neanderthal like assholes commenting on youtube talking about all faggots go to hell...

And that's just my opinion on the matter.

But I hope more gays come out and continue to get drafted... people like Don Jones and Derrick Ward are a complete disgrace to not only the NFL but to human society to having such great and lucky careers they have to let stupid shit fall out there mouth like that they both needs to get fired yesterday... Thanks boo's.

I do hope Michael Sam is careful due to how crazy some of these haters are though.

Angry Black Woman on Elevator Realness

Now I wasn't going to talk about this but the Lipton too good girl...

SOLANGE WAS AFTER THAT ASS!!!! Now I don't know what the full Lipton was on what set her off.... but you already know Jay Z wish he woulda thought twice about whatever it was that he did. What I'm really worried about is the rumors I've seen that it was about her finding out that he hit Beyonce'... which scarily might make sense considering how she really didn't get too involved in the fight.

Now what Had me cracking up was the meme's and photos that people were putting out after all of it... my favorite....

Now Solange face says it ALL in this photo that was caught as they were walking to the car girl.... She's ready for round two... Jay is so lucky they had that second car. I wanna hear the convo the two sisters had in the car going home considering Beyonce' left with Solange instead of Jay. 

Giiiiirrrrrrl...... It's been a while since I've ever been that pissed... they're gonna have to at the very least address the issue with the public since that video went viral....

RHOA Reunion: Porsha Williams Vs. Kenya Moore

LIPTON!!!!!!!

I have been waiting for this video since I saw the picture of Kenya Moore tow up. So before I get into it go ahead and watch the video real quick....

Now don't get me wrong I love Kenya Moore... but only in the way I love Tiffany aka New York from Flava of Love. I like the fact that the she's a crazy bitch and just overly dramatic, which creates this comical character. HOWEVER.... what you didn't see in this video was the scepter that Kenya Moore had in Porsha's face before this, then she pulls out that bullhorn (which don't forget is meant for people to hear you from very far away and she's in her face).  I think Porsha went through what you would call in court... temporary insanity. The bitch snapped real quick and was ready to snap Kenya's neck using her weave as a noose to hang the bitch raising her off the ground herself... however... that was not as crazy as a fight I expected.... I mean come on... this is the photo they leaked from the fight...

Okay so I couldn't find the photo... Miss Kenya must have taken had it taken down but girl she looked like she got MOLLY WHOPPED!!!

But seriously... She had the cops called wants to press charges, and that wasn't even a hint of a beating... that was just a little hair pulling, maybe she got dragged a little bit, and hopefully Porsha scored a sucker punch or two. ANYWAY... I feel bad for Porsha... she knows how she looked like an outraged monkey on television.... poor boo boo.  

And before I sign off... can we talk about how Nene Leakes needs to sue her hairstylist...

WHY THEY GOT HER IN THAT TERRIBLE ASS LACE-FRONT NAPPY CROWS NEST BUN PONYTAIL? "So nasty and so rude" is how I feel about that triflinism on her head. This has to be the REAL crime that should've been called to the police... this is how you know she ain't got no real friends... how are your friends or even the other girls on this show gonna let you go on national TV looking like that... NENE GIRL WE CAN SEE THE LACE FROM EAR TO EAR.... Just tragic girl...

Ben Delacreme NOT in Top 3?

UGH.... The Lipton today girl....

Spoiler Alert if you haven't seen the last episode

ARE THEY SERIOUS? WHY? WWWHHYYYY???? Ben Delacreme is winning material. They are insane for NOT sending Darien Lake's ass home. I am SO disappointed. Almost as disappointed as when they sent home Joslyn Fox instead of Adore Delano's weak ass. As a queen myself who would love to be on the show I shouldn't be so critical on the contestants... but this is bullshit. I understand that they're keeping Adore for the viewers she brings in.... but Darien Lake over Ben Delacreme girl? Really? It's a conspiracy. I was planning on talking about how much Beyonce's presale tickets were for her On The Run Tour.... but this just killed me. Well... Courtney or Bianca better take that crown... otherwise they're clearly not looking for talent... Yeah I said it.